Like I say, due to great demand, well I'm here to blog again. I like to put photos cause I think it make my blog wayyyy more interesting, agree? well, anyway, today topic is 3 random facts about me, Sammy. Welcome.
Fact #1 : Well, look at the picture on top, you guys know him? he is frm pokemon, if I not wrong, his name is BROCK, well what does brock got to do with me? haha, he is actually my long-lost brother. Okay whatever, this is fucking lame. Anw, well, I just wanna tell you people, actually the reason why i wear thick eye liner is because, if i dont wear eye liner, I would prolly have the eyes like Brock. Pathetic, I know. Beat me.
Fact #2 : No doubt, this is a picture of Britney spear, stunning isnt it? Well, anyway, the reason of her photo here for the random facts about me is because, she is actually my long-lost-distanced best friend. -.- Ya right. Okay, I htink i'm trying too hard to be funny. Anyway, I think my hair is dropping, due to too much stress, and my mummy just told me that I'm growing fatter, and TAAAADDAAAAAA~~ I remind myself of britney spear, the britney after she got divorce with her husband, fat and bald. Therefore, Sammy = on the way of getting bald and superdufucking fat. Damn it.
Fact #3: Hey, this girl, woman, faggot, motherfucker, asshole, man, boy or whatver you named it, isnt a actress, actor, singer, singress, cartoon or whatever you can think of. She is just a girl on my ' I-so-wanna-fucked-you-uppside-down-and-make-sure-you-kneel-down-on-both-your-knees-and-beg-for-forgiveness ' list. Yes. Amazing someone so fuggly can enter my this list. Number1, and probably a last one, go ahead and sue me if you see this. I like to imagine you naked, but so? Saggy boobs, fat tighs, short leg, fugly wild boars look alike piercing. You're just way disgusting. Well, I should stop talking about you for now, cause classmates dont know you, I just wanna tell random facts about me. So yea, feel proud you make a big impacct in my life for me to blog about. Feel honoured, Im publicing you all ard the world.
Okay, Ive done my RJ, Quiz, and Evaluation. I feel oily all over. Because ve too much unwanted fats. Anyway, I'm going for hiphop dance audition tommorrow, pray hard for me to get in pls, coz' i think that's the only way to slim down. Pretty pls, let me get throught this time round. I willing to eat less nutella. Pretty pls. =)
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